About us

We Are Science Bakchodi. 🧪🖤

We started because we were tired.

Tired of pseudoscience going viral. Tired of WhatsApp forwards being treated as peer-reviewed research. Tired of astrology getting more airtime than astronomy. Tired of "log kya kahenge" winning arguments over logic.

So we did what any rational, slightly unhinged group of science lovers would do.

We made t-shirts.

What Is Science Bakchodi?

It's that 2 AM conversation where everything clicks.
It's questioning the thing everyone else just accepted.
It's being called "arrogant" simply for asking but why?

Science Bakchodi is not anti-tradition. It's anti-nonsense.

We believe India's greatest inheritance isn't just culture — it's curiosity. From Aryabhata to APJ Abdul Kalam, this country has always had people who looked at the world and asked how and why instead of just when and who.

We're here for those people.

Who We're For?

The student who got shushed for asking too many questions. 🙋
The engineer who still gets dragged to dubious babas. 🙄
The doctor whose relatives forward miracle cure videos. 😤
The citizen who actually read Article 51A(h). 📜
The human who thinks evidence should precede belief. 🧠

If you've ever been called "zyada padha likha" like it's an insult —

This brand is for you.

What We Make

Wearable arguments. Conversation starters. Constitutional duties in cotton.

Every design we drop is rooted in something real — a scientific principle, a constitutional right, a rational idea that deserves to be worn loud and worn proud.

220 GSM. Oversized. Built for India's heat. Built for India's thinkers.

Our Promise

No gimmicks. No blind hype. Just honest products, sharp design, and a genuine love for the scientific temper.

  • ✅ 30-day money-back guarantee
  • 🔒 Secure payments via Razorpay
  • 🚚 COD available — zero extra charges
  • 💬 Real humans on support. Fast replies.

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